Microclinic - Shield
Jon Stewart took to The Daily Show last night (11/10/11) to talk about the Penn State child sexual abuse scandal, and gave a serious commentary about how people knew of Sandusky’s abuse and didn’t do anything, as well as the recent student rioting over the firing of coach Joe Paterno.
The very end of this is worth heeding for Penn State fans: “And just like with the Catholic Church, no one is trying to take away your religion, in this case, football. They’re just trying to bring some accountability to a “Pope” and some of his “Cardinals” who fucked up. So don’t worry, on Saturday, you’ll still get to go to ‘services’ against Nebraska. No one’s going to take that away. Because, obviously, you’re young. And that would be a traumatic experience. And we wouldn’t want that memory to scar you for life.”
SO. MUCH. WIN.
(via warningdontreadthis)
She could just call him Chuy and avoid all quiproquos, but then we wouldn’t get Beth’s proselytism and instant jumping-to-conclusions, and that would be less fun, wouldn’t it?
ALWAYS REBLOG
NO, LISTEN, YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING ME. FOR FISSION TO PRODUCE ENERGY THE SUM BINDING ENERGY HAS TO BE LESS THAN THAT OF THE INTIAL ELEMENT, RIGHT? IT’S A FORM OF NUCLEAR TRANSMUTATION. BECAUSE THE RESULTING FRAGMENTS AREN’T THE SAME ELEMENT AS THE ORIGINAL ATOM, GET IT? IT’S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, GARY. STOP BEING DENSE.



